I joined yoga as soon as I got back home.

I paid the fee and all that.

I came back home and did a google search just out of curiosity and it turns out it's a cult.

Oops?

Oh well, I paid for 10 sessions - it's not like it's bad yoga. I might as well use it up. It'll be fun being temporarily in a cult anyway - besides, they didn't seem to be too interested in me. I'm too much of a frosty bitch.

Oh and it's a bit of a ripoff - I think that part makes me more angry than the fact that it's a cult. Steal my conscience, sure, steal my money? You assholes.