Punishment for being lesbian
Too often, I would find myself gazing absently at the back of a deceptively attractive and vaguely butch female... only when she turns around do I realize that she is actually a man with too much facial hair and a ponytail.
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A series of unspectacular and spectacularly awkward life events.
I'm like a moose, ungainly, unsightly and easily hunted down with rifles.
About this Blog
The blog used to be called "Waddle Waddle Waddle Shame," and as you can see, now it has a different name, but it still has just as much shame.
About Me
- Jenny
- I like wolves. I sometimes don't make human sounds. I inadvertently irritate cosmic reality.
3 comments:
I have the same problem with lithe, well-groomed men who turn out to be women with breasts and not enough facial hair.
that's the only time i check out men, actually - when i think they're butch lesbians.
xoxo
willa
lol! hahaha... you have no idea how much this makes me smile... i just wish i could be there for the awkward split second when they turn around and you have that look of shock, disappointment and disgust all at one :)
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