Happy Mother's Day
Me: Hi Mom!
Mom: Hey, how are you?
Me: Good, how was the dinner?
15 minutes of small talk later...
Me: Ok, bye mom!
Mom: Um... I just wanted to remind you...
Me: What?
Mom: Today's mother's day.
Me: *quiet* Oh. Um... sorry?
Mom: I guess I overestimated you.
CALL YOUR MOTHER!
*sending mom a belated Mother's day card*
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A series of unspectacular and spectacularly awkward life events.
I'm like a moose, ungainly, unsightly and easily hunted down with rifles.
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The blog used to be called "Waddle Waddle Waddle Shame," and as you can see, now it has a different name, but it still has just as much shame.
About Me
- Jenny
- I like wolves. I sometimes don't make human sounds. I inadvertently irritate cosmic reality.
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This made me sad. Then I laughed.
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