Woo! It's been a fun-filled week.

I got addicted to Project Runway (AMAZING show... never thought I'd like reality television). The only thing that bugs me about the show is that it's not ONLY based on how good the clothes look - they base it on how interesting the competitors are, too. Like they don't eliminate the annoying ass woman with the ugly streetwalker clothes because BECAUSE she's an annoying ass woman with ugly streetwalker clothes. They eliminate the boring competitors - the ones with a bland personality and mediocre clothing designs. I suppose it's realistic for a reality show to do that (har har) - they have to keep it interesting for the viewers.

ANYWAY, sorry that was a tangent. Party on Friday at VJ and John's old apt- was fun fun fun. I got a nice butt massage. I realize that could be potentially awkward the day after, so I'm staying low for a while. Again, of course, I was wheeling everywhere in a pathetic attempt to walk in a straight line after one wine cooler. Nice. Actually, it's sad, really. I also realize that almost no one calls me by my name anymore - it's officially "Lesbian". Better than "Ugly," I suppose, or "Labia"...

Went on the long-awaited canoeing trip today! With Alex, Brenden, Joey and AJ. 'Twas fun and good - hoping to whitewater raft or something before school starts. The weather was pretty nice, but then we found a snake in our canoe! It was a little bastard and refused to come out even after we tried to drown it. Smarmy little sleezeball it was. Or maybe it was just dead. Huh.

Well, that was a disconcerting revelation. And sad.

I'm totally exhausted now, though - it doesn't hit you till later that you've been rowing in the sun for a few hours. Gunna either chill and work on my essays or sleep or SOMETHING. Or... I can watch Grey's Anatomy. Hehehehe.

And as do trips always come with its private jokes, I won't post it here because it's always fucking annoying when people share private jokes in front of other people and giggle.

Wooooooo! Hope ya'll have a good weekend, I'm going back to work and med school apps after this. Sigh. (i'm pumping out an essay a day - no joke).

On the verge of falling asleep, she suddenly realized that she couldn't relax her face. She took several deep breaths to calm down, then railed against the tightening of her facial musculature. That was when she found that her face was permanently paralyzed into a scowl.

I ordered a lemon chicken salad from Gypsy's

the description for the salad SPECIFICIALLY said that it was "covered with zesty buttery lemon sauce"

I got no "zesty" I got no "butter" and I got no "sauce" though they did include a slice of lemon in my salad along with some kirkland's italian dressing.

I dont' know why I'm so violently angry. I'm just filled with righetous, vengeful SALAD RAGE right now.

assholes.

It's TRUE:

veggiegirl2059: so i was reading your blog
veggiegirl2059: and i remembered emo poetry girl
veggiegirl2059: and became inexplicably and unreasonably angry
veggiegirl2059: hahaha

Just got back into Cal!

So home: got to see a whole bunch of friends and my auntie and uncle. Thank you, Kamaal for the Peruvian carpet/blanket/quilt thingie. It's on my wall now.

Man, being back home made me re-re-re-realize how much I like my family and high school friends, and how, whenever I go back, I don't feel quite like a socially incompetent weirdo anymore.

But then I gotta back into the swing of things.

So: while at home, bought some clothes from J. Crew, because I'm preppy, and then got contacts, and hair gel, and lotion. You're looking at a NEW WOMAN. Kinda. The contacts hurt after I have it on for too long.

I'm getting to know my brother a little better, which is really cool. He's growing up to be pretty fucking awesome. He's joined the wrestling team... I hope he kicks some ass. Meeeheheh

In other news, I HATE the 51 bus. hate it hate it hate it. It never ever comes on time. Ever. Does it ever? NO. NO it doesn't. Cause it's a dick bus. BLAH

Vacation!

Yay, so i'm back. Alaska was pretty good. THe landscape was like WHOA, I feel REALLY REALLY small when i look at all the mounatins etc etc. The glaciers were blue. Um. Ice pieces on the water. Hard to describe, other than really really pretty and the colors worked really well. No bad dressers in nature, or something.

Went whale watching, saw orcas, which was apparently pretty rare, so that was awesome.

Um.

Yeah, i was intending a better post.

But funny mom quotes:

"So, we're in a Christian Orthodontist Church?"

"He has a crash on her!"

"Well, some people might find him, well, inimitating."

"Can I get 2 bags of spandex with my coffee? You know, the ones in the yellow packets?"

"I'm a neverending source of entertainment for you, aren't I?"

Aand my brother got stood up by a girl, continuing a long and proud family tradition.

The food was ok, but there was a lot, and I gained 4 pounds. Operation Fat Chin Chen is now in effect. (except I had a steak and pizza for dinner tonight. Har har)

that is all, carry on, carry on.