It was a dark and stormy night,

My heart was torn apart by wild dogs who were rabid. And I was wallowing, oh so wallowing in my blood and gore. The PRESIDENT. Right I am in my time of need. Just like a fat kid loves cake. I was really upset cause I was totally blueballed by this 10 foot tall smurf. It was a really hard day. Then I started thinking how smurf's balls are blue all the time, so when a smurf has an erection. What is it called?

The end

PS Joey stayed home to comfort me in my time of need. Oh so much need.


PPS: Just kidding. no really.